Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Answered?

It was 8:40am when I was waiting, in the humid Mumbai climate, in front of the apartment gate to catch an auto to attend the last day of my internship at Indian Oil Corp.
A man in his early 30s joined me and stood towards ma right. As an unoccupied auto arrived from r rite, we signalled the auto man to stop. Despite being closer to the auto, he stepped aside to allow me to get the ride as I’ve been waiting longer. Loving the city more, i got in and came to a conclusion that Hyderabad can never be Mumbai in some aspects I respect.
When I was living at Hyderabad i never met a person who had a cool temper. Everybody was in an irritable mood every time. Be it early in the morning or late in the night
I always got harsh and irritable replies from the shop keepers, auto men, roadside vendors etc. I'm forcing myself to resist the urge to rant on about the traffic and the horrible traffic and civic sense there. But as my friend says, maybe I happened to look at only 1 side of the coin. Maybe I happened to c only those people who're frustrated with their lives. But not meeting a person who can give a proper reply in the almost 2yrs I've spent there doesn't support his assumption.
What I really don't understand is: Why do people have to be so frustrated? Even during early mornings when you wake up fresh?
The auto halted at Andheri railway station from which I am to catch a local train to Bandra, a 10min journey in the fast local. A train came by and I couldn't even put a foot in because of the crowd. I decided to use the next local. Didn't want to fight my way through the crowd. Peace.
"Hello boss", called me a passenger in the train who was sitting by the window, "Do we get cool water in the stall behind you? Find out.." What am I? How do I look like to him? His butler? I found that cool water was available in the stall and told him so. He gave me money and asked me to get him a bottle of cool water.
This time i was hesitant. I had enough. But still, don't know why, went to the stall, bought a water bottle and handed it to the passenger. I asked him, "You want me to order tea or coffee or breakfast? Or would this water bottle suffice your needs, Sir?". The man stared at me, a little hurt and a little confused as to what to answer.

The train started to leave just when a voice in my head said, "So, Chandu, you were thinking about something in the auto. Is that question answered now?"

Saturday, October 3, 2009

TIME SENSE

Time zone of India: GMT + 5:30
Time zone of hyderabad: GMT + (5:30 + X)
where X>= 30 and depends on the individual and his/her mood.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Triangular Love Story

Everyone must've heard the term "triangular love story". A guy loves a gal but the gal loves some other guy or a gal loves a guy but he loves some other gal.

How can you call that as a triangular love story? Where's the triangle?

CHANDU'S THEOREM: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual pair and/ or a bisexual person.

For those who haven't got it yet, here's the proof.

PROOF:

Let us say A, B and C are 3 people (ref fig 1)





A loves B and B loves C. If we assume that A is a guy then B will be a gal and so C will be a guy.
(ref fig 2)





But is this a triangle? It can be called as a triangle only when C loves A(both are guys).
So the fig becomes:






So if its a triangular love story, there is atleast 1 homo pair.
I said atleast 1 homo pair because there can be a lot of combinations:

A B C
guy guy guy
guy guy gal
guy gal guy
guy gal gal
gal guy guy
gal guy gal
gal gal guy
gal gal gal

NOTE: You may think in vector terminology and say arrow AC should be pointed towards C.
But A is already in love with B. Even if he/she has the tendency or capacity or ability or the money to love both there still is a homo pair. In case A loves both, then A becomes a bisexual person.


CONCLUSION: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual person and/or a bisexual person.

So think twice before you use the term "Triangular Love Story" again.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

why am i blogging?

hello there,
when i first heard of the concept of blogging i didn't quite like the idea of it. a "public digital diary" (that was what reached my ears). but a diary is supposed to be personal. after checking out some blogs i thought "not as bad as i thought" cuz u don't really put in ur personal thoughts.(well may be upto some extent) sheesh!! how stupid i was. so i thought of giving a try. but i was too lazy to write n i'm not much of a writer. then the news was filled with some movie stars' blogs n how they criticized their counter parts. so then, each and every person would've started to blog. so i hated to start then.

i always thought that blogging was meant for the weak hearted cuz people spill out their problems and frustrations or vent out their anger in the blogs to go back to their usual lives light hearted. so i didn't start.

but was i thinking right?? how do you voice your opinion? how do you convey your message to the crowd? what if my thoughts can revolutionize the world? ok.. i'm going too far now.. he he..

whatever, here i am blogging.