Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Triangular Love Story

Everyone must've heard the term "triangular love story". A guy loves a gal but the gal loves some other guy or a gal loves a guy but he loves some other gal.

How can you call that as a triangular love story? Where's the triangle?

CHANDU'S THEOREM: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual pair and/ or a bisexual person.

For those who haven't got it yet, here's the proof.

PROOF:

Let us say A, B and C are 3 people (ref fig 1)





A loves B and B loves C. If we assume that A is a guy then B will be a gal and so C will be a guy.
(ref fig 2)





But is this a triangle? It can be called as a triangle only when C loves A(both are guys).
So the fig becomes:






So if its a triangular love story, there is atleast 1 homo pair.
I said atleast 1 homo pair because there can be a lot of combinations:

A B C
guy guy guy
guy guy gal
guy gal guy
guy gal gal
gal guy guy
gal guy gal
gal gal guy
gal gal gal

NOTE: You may think in vector terminology and say arrow AC should be pointed towards C.
But A is already in love with B. Even if he/she has the tendency or capacity or ability or the money to love both there still is a homo pair. In case A loves both, then A becomes a bisexual person.


CONCLUSION: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual person and/or a bisexual person.

So think twice before you use the term "Triangular Love Story" again.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

why am i blogging?

hello there,
when i first heard of the concept of blogging i didn't quite like the idea of it. a "public digital diary" (that was what reached my ears). but a diary is supposed to be personal. after checking out some blogs i thought "not as bad as i thought" cuz u don't really put in ur personal thoughts.(well may be upto some extent) sheesh!! how stupid i was. so i thought of giving a try. but i was too lazy to write n i'm not much of a writer. then the news was filled with some movie stars' blogs n how they criticized their counter parts. so then, each and every person would've started to blog. so i hated to start then.

i always thought that blogging was meant for the weak hearted cuz people spill out their problems and frustrations or vent out their anger in the blogs to go back to their usual lives light hearted. so i didn't start.

but was i thinking right?? how do you voice your opinion? how do you convey your message to the crowd? what if my thoughts can revolutionize the world? ok.. i'm going too far now.. he he..

whatever, here i am blogging.