Everyone must've heard the term "triangular love story". A guy loves a gal but the gal loves some other guy or a gal loves a guy but he loves some other gal.
How can you call that as a triangular love story? Where's the triangle?
CHANDU'S THEOREM: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual pair and/ or a bisexual person.
For those who haven't got it yet, here's the proof.
PROOF:
Let us say A, B and C are 3 people (ref fig 1)
A loves B and B loves C. If we assume that A is a guy then B will be a gal and so C will be a guy.
(ref fig 2)
But is this a triangle? It can be called as a triangle only when C loves A(both are guys).
So the fig becomes:
So if its a triangular love story, there is atleast 1 homo pair.
I said atleast 1 homo pair because there can be a lot of combinations:
A B C
guy guy guy
guy guy gal
guy gal guy
guy gal gal
gal guy guy
gal guy gal
gal gal guy
gal gal gal
NOTE: You may think in vector terminology and say arrow AC should be pointed towards C.
But A is already in love with B. Even if he/she has the tendency or capacity or ability or the money to love both there still is a homo pair. In case A loves both, then A becomes a bisexual person.
CONCLUSION: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual person and/or a bisexual person.
So think twice before you use the term "Triangular Love Story" again.
How can you call that as a triangular love story? Where's the triangle?
CHANDU'S THEOREM: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual pair and/ or a bisexual person.
For those who haven't got it yet, here's the proof.
PROOF:
Let us say A, B and C are 3 people (ref fig 1)
A loves B and B loves C. If we assume that A is a guy then B will be a gal and so C will be a guy.
(ref fig 2)
But is this a triangle? It can be called as a triangle only when C loves A(both are guys).
So the fig becomes:
So if its a triangular love story, there is atleast 1 homo pair.
I said atleast 1 homo pair because there can be a lot of combinations:
A B C
guy guy guy
guy guy gal
guy gal guy
guy gal gal
gal guy guy
gal guy gal
gal gal guy
gal gal gal
NOTE: You may think in vector terminology and say arrow AC should be pointed towards C.
But A is already in love with B. Even if he/she has the tendency or capacity or ability or the money to love both there still is a homo pair. In case A loves both, then A becomes a bisexual person.
CONCLUSION: In any triangular love story, there exists atleast 1 homosexual person and/or a bisexual person.
So think twice before you use the term "Triangular Love Story" again.
YIPEEE!!! I always had this at the back of my head. But never put it in words.
ReplyDeleteThe Rhombus love story should be a bit cmplicated though. ;)
basically....simply and finally maa kallu teripinchav...:) ....can we consider dostana to be a triangular lovee story :p heheh ....its up for u to analyse the movie now...
ReplyDelete@sravi- dostana cnt be called as a triangular love story.. because john n abhi only fake that they r gays. but they aren't in love.
ReplyDeleteKolkata seems to be giving you a lot of time to analyze "complicated" terms like this. What say ??
ReplyDeletehe he no myname. I came up wit this theory in 2004/05 n put it in words in 2009.
DeleteSo many complictions... Stfu n have a threesome
ReplyDeletehahaha..
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